Christmas of Section I

Last week was the final week of school for this year but I’m not happy about that. Because I wanted to be with my friend (Comrade yah) this Christmas (Kung puede nga lang). Maybe I’m just saying this because I’ve enjoyed the Christmas Party last Saturday or I really love them na lang talaga! Speaking of Christmas Party, we’ve been on a Christmas celebration last Saturday (I’ve already mention, stupid talaga) and a lot of shit happened.

I started the Saturday unpleasantly because my Lola (I really don’t know what kind of relation I have with her because I don’t know her, basta nakatira lang siya sa bahay) almost kill me when she try to woke me. She snuck inside my room, trying not to wake me, but when she got near me, I’m already at little-conscious state. I didn’t let her know that I’m awake that time (I don’t know If I’m really awake or I’m just dreaming because the difference is napakaliit lang), so she got really near to my bed. Ayan na!!! When she tries to stroke my side, I move with my instinct, shift sideway to see who’s there. But when I see the face of my lola, Dyos day!! I thought she was a Mumu! Mumu as in ghost or aswang or multo. Shit! And it almost killed me because of sobrang gulat! Even I didn’t shout that time my heart beats like a bass drum. Fuck! Akala ko mamatay na ko sa sobrang gulat! The worst thing about that is my Lola laughs at me when she sees me at fucking shocked state. Maybe she’s expecting that or she just knows that she got a funny face (peace Lola). Hahaha!!! Okay, after blaming her (yah I really did), I go to downstairs to………… sleep again. I sleep for 2 more hours, but when I wake up, naalala kong namumuro na nga pala ako kay Ma’m Angeles (My NSTP instructor) because I’m 9 ½ hours absent na daw. So I wash myself, pick up the clothes, (I’ve almost forgot my underwear), ride the bus in a hurry. I arrived at school at exactly 9:05 (my class is 7:30) and I’m expecting Mrs. Angeles’ annoyance because of my lateness. But what I see is unexpected; all NSTP students are having fun outside the classroom. Fuck! Kung alam ko lang sana ng pa late pa ko! One of my classmates told me that Mrs. Angeles is recording our attendance and the time of arrival, and 2 hours late will be considered as absent. So I have to hurry, time is running out, I look for Mrs. Angeles sa lahat ng matataguan nia. When I see her, she’s very angry with me. I try to lessen the dilemma by saying that I’m looking for her since 8:00. “Mam kanina ko pa kayo hinahanap, san ba kayo ng tatago?” buti na lang umepekto ang drama-drama ko.

Enough about that, I’ve join my usual companion (Verona and Tracy) while they are watching the NSTP show. I feel so disappointed because their show is quite boring. But to my relief, I see the Physicist Angel coming into my way. I feel so sad because I know that this will be the last day to mingle with her. I talk to her a little (trying to convince to join us in the Big Event later), little lang, as in little lang talaga! And then goodbye na! Shit! See you Next year na! I feel so sad talaga! After the NSTP show, I leave CCP and then I go to the Big Event’s meeting place, the Bicho Bicho. I arrived there little-bit earlier to the said meeting time because I want to play Marvel versus Capcom 2.

One by one dumadating ang mga tao sa Bicho Bicho, Jinkay, Diane, Jay, Love and etc. I don’t have a choice but to join their company. I feel little-bit-out-of-place that time because they are doing the girl’s talk (not to mention that Jay jay is also a girl). Buti na lang dumating si Magz and Lester, my ka-tomaan in SM food court.

We waited for our classmates while drinking our usual drink, the Red Horse Beer yeah! I thought 1 mucho size of Red Horse is enough because I thought they will arrive at the said time. But wtf they are 3 hours late, tinatalo pa ko. Worse, they didn’t even bother to text us “hei malalate kami please mag antay naman” nakakainis! And nakakahiya kay Lorie (the hostess of the big event). Okay, after 3 hours of waiting, we decided to leave the meeting place to go to Lorie’s place. A lot of trouble happened on our way, too many to mention!

We arrived at the party place at 2:15.
Ung mga classmate ko ang kakapal ng face! Pagka pasok e ng kakanta and ng pupumangas na ng pagkain. I’m really hungry that time (to think that I didn’t eat my breakfast) that time so I said myself that this not the time to feel the hiya-hiya2. I eat all kinds of food that I seen there. After eating, it’s time to relax and ..... sing. Actually I didn’t sing because I didn’t feel like singing on a Videoke Machine.

While my classmates are singing (some are good, some are dreadful, but I enjoyed listening to them), I feel irritated because some of my classmates are in Lorie’s private room, doing their own world there.

After 4 hours of singing, my classmates finally decided to buy alcohol, 2 bottles of Grand Matador and 1.5 liters of Coca-cola for chaser. (2 or 3 cases of Red Horse Beer Mucho for follow up)Not all of my classmates want to drink that time so konti pa lang kami sa taas.

The first drinkers: Lester, Magsumbol, Ramil and me.

I don’t have any idea about Ramil’s problem but I’ve enjoyed seeing him drinking a lot. He’s drinking the brandy just like water. I almost eulogize him because of his drinking power. Okay, after an hour or two (1 bottle of brandy is almost half-empty that time), almost all of my classmates are in rooftop. After 2 more hours, the real event has started.

The starter of the happenings is Ramil. As I mentioned earlier, he’s drinking the alcohol just like milk that given to him by his momma. I thought para din tong si Lester na ga langit ang alcohol tolerance, which is wrong. He’s drinking a lot of alcohol because someone has bitch him. Well Ramil, I really appreciate your situation.

Another highlight of this night’s event is the fight between Charm and Tin. Almost all of us are in rooftop enjoying every drops of alcohol that we have when Charm decided to go down to get us pulutan. I feel like I want to urinate so I follow Charm downstairs. I thought Tin is just having fun with Charm by shouting at her. But the words I heard from her are “masasapak ko talaga yan”, “kala nia kung sino siya” so I find out that Tin wants a fight from Charm. After investigating what really happened, I learned that Charm is just playing a joke to her by not giving her a piece of lumpia but Tin didn’t found this funny and she does the “probinsyanang ugali”, which is not good because she’s not in province. Kung ung away nila eh malala pa, Lalo pa nung nanjan na si Butch. I called Butch to comfort Charm because she’s crying. But instead of going in between them, he makes things more badly by starting another fight with Tin. Alam ko Butch maganda ipagtangol ang kaibigan pero hindi magandang palalain ang sitwasyon dahil sa kaibigan.

Everybody is starting to get wasted now. (My head is starting to twinge now). I want to write more about the party but my head is aching now, I’ll just show the flow of my conversation with Diane when she got drunk.


Diane: Pabayaan mo ko tumayo!

Chippy: Baka tumumba ka!

Diane: Di mo ba to nakikita? (Showing me her right hand) yung powers ko kulay yellow!

Chippy: Wala na to lasing na to!

Diane: Tingnan mo sa taas! (Pointing a star from the sky) nakikita mo si trunks? Papunta na dtto!

Chippy: Huh? OO nga papunta na dito(just riding her trip)

Diane: Tara talon tayo dito sa rooftop!! Tutal may yellow powers naman ako!

Chippy: Huh-uh, Ano ka ba?

Diane: Akala ko ba tunay kitang kaibigan! Tara talon tau! Ayon si Tamahome oh!!

Chippy: Tin kunin mo na nga to! (ayoko mg pulot ng utak ko sa baba so I leave her on the custody of Tin.


The party has ended at exactly 4:00 AM. I want to tell more about the party like how Mark sings the “Hindi ako Bakla of Micheal V but my head is aching now (and I have to play O2 Jam). When I got home, I sleep as a start of my Christmas Vacation, Fuckers!!1






































SECTION I