Hunter's Hunt

Tsongkwoyla Tsididikong kwoyla ahm butsiki, ehk ehk ehk. –tsi di kwong kwoylo tsi kwoong koylo, tsi nang bubutsitsang tsi di kwong kyolo – tsining tsi di kwong kwoylo, ahm butsiki, ehk ehk ehk.

Ahmmmm……. Are familiar with those words? If you are a fan of 80’s songs, particularly the Yoyo’s songs I suppose you know this. Those words are excerpt from the song titled Butsiki. I’ve recently heard that song and I found it funny. So I used it as an introduction. (Fuckers!!! Non sense!!)

Every week I have an undertaking (an order from myself) that I must do, and I’m doing these things for my own good. Those tasks are just for nonentity only, kumbaga trip lang. Ganito mga klase ng task (trip) ko; maka pag pa Senior sa Pangya (Hits, the online golf game), finishing a X-BOX game (in a week?), makakuha ng bagong gamit (anything! Chuva!), collect all song from a particular artist (courtesy of Super Lime Wire),ang babaw noh, but awa naman ni god eh natatapos lahat before the end of the week. I feel quite uneasy if the week has ended and my task (trip) is still undone. Fuck! Okay move on, my task for this week is simple, obtain a pirated Hunter X Hunter DVD. Sounds simple right? Sounds like it can be done by going to Recto (piracy capital of the Philippines?). But it’s not, it’s not that fucking easy. I’ve been to Recto last Thursday (November 23, 2006), I see a lot of pirated Anime series there (pati nga “Manny Pacquiao Series” eh, Fuck!) but no Hunter X Hunter. My consolation on going to Recto is I’ve seen there my idol. He is Gongteng Xingyi or you can call him Detective Conan. Kaya dina ako nakabili ng Hunter X Hunter, may Detective Conan naman ako!

Fuck, I feel like I will die tomorrow co’z I still don’t have the copy of Hunter X Hunter TV series. Sino man jan ang may alam kung saan may mabibilihan ng DVD nito, paki sabi naman sakin, FUCKERS!!

Thousand words for picture

Huh-uh. . . I haven’t been blogging for a week co’z I don’t have any functional topic to post. About my week,? everything is fine, school is fine, Auryn . . . Di tulad ng dati pero fine pa din. My sister’s hamster is, ow fuck shit!! I hope he’s fine in animal kingdom’s heaven! I’ve come to this blog entry because last Thursday, we’ve done the big thing! (dissect) Well, everything that I did on that day is a first time, my first time to kill a hamster (huh-uh, I didn’t do the butchery co’z we have Kuya Dennis naman eh, but I still feel guilty! Chuva!!), my first time to see a flesh organ (chuva again), and my first time to pilfer (hamster, sorry ate! Wag mo na lang basahin to!). I feel so pity for the unfortunate hamster co’z our professor wants us to kill this hamster in some gruesome way. (I think my professor is a sadist haha!!) He didn’t even bother to give us some formalin or lason.

I think Kuya Dennis is a epitome of a faultless killer for the reason that the heart of this poor hamster is still beating even after our anatomy class (Thursday/ 1:30 PM – 5:30 PM). ahmm...... They say that picture is worth a thousand words, tingnan nio na lang yung mga picture!!




What if this your sister's pet?



What will you feel?



Okay? Just feel my rage!



Fuck Shit!! Anong ginawa nio?



Kunwari nag aaral!!





Feel the hell of my wrath!!!




NOtice to all hamster: Beware of this guy! (Kuya Dennis)
Now you see!! Fuckers!!!

HAMSTER FOR ANATOMY

What the fuck!!! I know that this time will come and I can’t evade this. We're going to dissect a hamster this coming Thursday. To do this, certainly we have to kill this unfortunate hamster. (Awww!!! But I’m not a criminal) luckily I don’t have to do the killing, co’z this honor is reserved for Mr. Butch Castillo (everychok.blogspot.com. . . damn! I don’t know how to put a link). I feel pity for the poor hamster, but there’s nothing I can do. The good thing in this dissecting is the knowledge that we're going to get. i can't wait to see the fleshy organs of the hamster. Better end this entry here. Pray na lang! Dugtongan ko na lang pag na patay namin na ung poor hamster (THURSdAY, with picture pa!) Fucker!!!

OVERDRIVE

I think it’s not a good initiative to write this blog entry because this topic is slightly outdated. But who cares? And I think nobody reads my blog. who cares talaga!!!! Well. . . I just wanted to inform the fucking humanity that “Marunong na ako mag – drive” Huh – uh. Yes! I know how to drive and this is for the reason that my older-brother taught me so. (KUKU) He taught me how to drive last Sunday (November 5, 2006, you see! It’s obsolete) at the deserted road in the vicinity of SM Mall of Asia. About the driving tutorial; certainly at your first try, a lot of mistakes will happen. (mamatayan ng engine, maling tantsa ng liko, maling lakas ng preno, but luckily wala namang nabungo!) But you will learn from these mistakes. After a few circle, you will just realize na “putang ina marunong na pala ako mag drive”. About the driving experience; it makes me feel good that every movement of the car depends on me. But it also makes me uncomfortable for the reason that the life of my passenger and car also depends on me. I believe that a little more practice and I can get my professional driving license. (gaGO ba?sarap ng buhay!) Lisensya na lang kulang ko Fuckers!!!

Are you an Addict?

I can’t think of any useful topic to post, so there’s nothing here. But if you are an addict, who cares, please read this. But if you are not, please read this also. I’ve take a stick of Malboro Lights last day, and I didn’t enjoy it. (Who cares? Nonsense!!!!)I have a friend who’s very fond of smoking. He lights a cigarette every time his last stick die. How I wish that he stop smoking, because every time I see him hitting a smoke, I can see him dying. I’ve heard enough dreadful stories of how people die because of smoking and I am afraid that this might happen to my friend. I do everything (hmm…. Not at all) to make him stop of smoking, but my effort is useless. Every time that we meet, I told him to stop smoking, but still he does smoking. I wonder what good thing does smoking brings and people (smoker) can’t help their self with this mental illness. I’ve tried to smoke (when I was in high school) and I didn’t find it good. It’s like every time I take the smoke of cigarette, a piece of brain is taken away. Every jot of the smoke rips every part of my lungs. . . Every stick of cigarette kills me. But still, I’m quite thankful because I’ve engulf the call of the cigarette. But last day I’ve take a stick of Malboro Lights, and uh-huh, it’s quite good. I think I will do smoking again, haha! (Joke lang! without wax). But smoking is no joke, Smoking can kill you! FUckers!!!!!

A tribute to a coded friend

Now this is my 2nd entry. Well. . , to put in the picture the truth, I didn’t find this blog amusing, because you will write anything or everything that comes into your mind just for nonentity. It’s like showing yourself naked to the person who read you blog. But here I am again, posting another entry. Co’z I find this blog somewhat useful

Since this is my 2nd entry, I am still looking for terms, topics, and styles and writing technique to make my entries more interesting. But I will not consider those things in this entry, because all I want in this entry is to shout out what I feel . . . what I feel . . . what I feel . . . what I feel . . . about my buddy. (Haha) Her name is Auryn ( I am quite thankful that I can cover her name) and she’s a very good friend of mine. She has a gorgeous face, a body that all men craving for, a surprising brainpower and a very good sense of humor (hmmmm….. kahit minsan?), And above all, a great personality that calls me that she can be a good friend! What else can you ask with this lady? Girlfriend material talaga!

Because she’s the type of lady that can easily get down with, we became friends, and this type of friendship is just a typical boy – girl comradeship. I am happy to be with her and I think she feels the same towards me. As our friendship grows deeper, I am somewhat realized that we had a lot of things in common. We had the same set of adviser, same favorites (food, places, hobbies, music genre,) and chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. Chu. (Di ko na ma – explain, basta naging friend ko cia, without wax). I also realize that she’s the type of girl that can hook my heart.

I have a question here. What if you started to feel an extra ordinary special feeling with your buddy? Well. . . I wish that someone will share me an experience of the same case. Because I am suffering it now! Yes Indeed! I think I have an extra ordinary special feeling with Auryn.

I have a feeling with her. But I really hated this feeling, Because I can’t get her out of my mind. What the Fuck!!! I’m constantly thinking of her. When a good thing comes to me, (sweet music, something romantic, loving moments, shit!!!) the first person that comes to my mind is she. (Auryn) I always have the fancy of helping her (saving her life?) about something that I know she can’t do. I think I can get high with the smell of her breath and I am going to die every time I see her breathtaking smile. . . All I wanted is to be with her. . . I am counting every day that I am without her. My day is imperfect (yeah. As in! ka-bagot, ka boring, ka- inis, lahat ng kaka) if I didn’t see her. Yes I am! I am! Inlove?

Even if I do, I still hate it. I don’t want to loss a friend, especially her. So I have to keep this extra ordinary special feeling as a secret. But this secret always bothers me, So I find a way to shout out this mental illness. Then I found blog chu chu ( that’s why useful)

Ive been in love before, but this one is different, call me over kung over na talaga but I don’t care. All I wish is if you know this lady, please don’t tell anything to her. ANYTHING! Please!

I have a thousand words to tell Auryn, but I can’t find the guts to speak. So dito ko na lang sinasabi lahat. Sana dina lang tayo nagkakilala. Because I hate you!

My consolation with this is entry is when I die tomorrow, this secret will not be buried with me, (putang ina ang drama!). Wait, is there any potion (gayuma) that I can take to eliminate this feeling. Well. . . If you find this entry uninteresting, I guarantee you that I will do better next time. But now . . . what do you expect? Fuckers!

First Entry, First Day of School

WELL. . . For my first entry. . .

I didn’t really like this damn blogspot. It’s like your shouting to the whole world wtf happening on your life. To think before I write this entry, we have to sneak on entry of Butch (everychok.blogspot.com).

About the first day of school, everything goes well. I wake early (habitually not, and it’s quite miraculous), thank god that I wake early this morning because the timeslot of Doraemon has changed. It move 30 minutes earlier, so I think I also have to move my waking hours. After watching Doraemon (I really enjoyed today’s episode) I gussy up a little and then go to school. Well, I don’t know what to expect this day. Because we still don’t have the regular class for this day. The Central Colleges of the Philippines is still accommodating those bastard late enrollees. I came to school at exactly 11:35 (my first class for today is 12:00, it’s quite early huh!), then I go to my common place. I didn’t expect that this day will be as vivid as yesterday, but the first woman I saw makes my frame of mind colorful. Her name is Auryn, she’s tall, gorgeous, and she has an astonishing brainpower. But I’m somewhat upset with her, for the reason that she is one of those late enrollees. Aside from being a late enrollee, she doesn’t know the step by step procedure of enrolling. (Sorry po! Nasali pa!) However, I appreciate her situation, because she's a freshman and she is beautiful (that’s all I can say about Auryn) Nonsense! Well, I have no choice. I can’t find any other acquaintance for me to mingle with. I accompany her while she’s waiting for her adviser's slip. The time that I am with her is a worth spending of futile moment, even though I really don’t feel the ambiance of the school. As I go along spending the rest of time, I see people passing by while sitting next to Auryn and having a tête-à-tête with her. Every time I smell the aroma of her perfume and the stink of her Angelique breathe, I think I can get high with it. Enough about her!!!!! The story of enrollment ends here. Now, it’s exactly 2:00, since I don’t have a plan for this day, and I’m starting to get bored, so I decided to go to SM Centerpoint (again with her, but this time we are with Mr. Butch V. Castillo (everychock.blogspot.com)). Everything goes as usual (Butch calls me Mr. Celeron and I call him Mr. KNOW-IT –ALL). But there is something that he said that makes me really-really uncomfortable. I don’t have to mention it. Because I don’t want to remember it, actually I do not remember it anymore. I think I have to end this wtf entry. I’m sorry if your dissatisfied with this entry, well this is my first time to write a blog entry, what do you expect Fuckers! YES!